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How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If Applied in Other Instances:
  • *Man walks into a store and finds employee*
  • Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
  • Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
  • Man: I never filled out an application.
  • Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
  • Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
  • Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
  • Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
  • Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
  • Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
  • Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
  • Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
  • Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
  • Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
  • Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
  • Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
  • Employee:
  • Man:
  • Employee:
  • Man: Fuck you, slut.


College Board line of reasoning
  • College Board: Pay for this test we made to measure your aptitude for college
  • College Board: Oh, you want to do well on said test? Pay for materials put out by us to do it
  • College Board: Pay us to send your test results to colleges. We won't even use paper; it's electronic
  • College Board: Pay us to take a test that certifies mastery of college level material. Take college level classes to get into college basically. But pay us
  • College Board: Pay us to send a lengthy, confusing financial aid application to colleges even if you don't get in. Pay us more if your parents are divorced
  • College Board: Pay us
  • College Board: We're a non profit organization


slowly-drifting:

I’m worried about you even though I shouldn’t be…only because it’s happened before in the past…boys before you would see other girls while they were with me but I have to keep reminding myself that you’re different. I know you’re seeing better looking girls than me and it’s throwing my self esteem down the drain, I just want to crawl under a rock and never come out until I can see you again.


lunarthirteen:

disparatre:

Girls who don’t receive romantic/sexual attention from boys blame themselves

Boys who don’t receive romantic/sexual attention from girls blame girls

This.


ilikehunt:

adrianaddams:

videohall:

R.I.P. to Justin Bieber’s Career as of today (2009-2014)

Oh honey. You won’t be missed.

*in the arms of the angels plays*

(Source: The Huffington Post)


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